Sunday, October 31, 2010

Ten Things Women Never Knew about Men and SEX!

1. As he fucks you, that's the time he feels most like fucking another girl.
2. Three minutes of sex can satisfy a man, the rest is for your sake and he hates it!
3. No man despises prostitutes, they know their use
4. 80% of men are sex addicts
5. All men are in a permanent ogling mode. They drool over all the girls they meet from AM to PM: Boobs, legs, bums, lips...given a chance,he can fuck 'em all!
6.You can't EVER satisfy a man. You can give him all nite and in the morning after you have left for work he fucks the housegal. The rule of the game here is called VARIETY!
7.A man experiences a strong feeling of repulsion and shyness immediately after the first ejaculation. That's why he pulls the duvet over himself and faces the other side or switch on the TV or jump out of bed altogether. To him you are used tissue!
8.Cute woman to a man is the one he's never fucked. That's why they cheat with uglier women.
9. To a horny man, pussie is pussie is pussie! See, it is not about the dispenser, it is about the WHAT. If it is a housegal, cousin, disabled, cleaner...He presses OK without further ado.
10. A player is the best man to have in bed. By fantasizing with his other gals, he gets a faster hard-on.( in case of a delayed ejaculation, he fantasizes fucking another gal and voila, he comes!)

P.S
It took less than 10 minutes to write this article.

5 comments:

  1. Sexologist tena? provide statistics pliz! men shud vote yes if they too r like all of that. meen,u got my vote!

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  2. thenkx men..am a pussie aficionado of many years standing..am a practicing gynae, pussie connoisseur, sex virtuoso...

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  3. pussie connoisseur, sex virtuoso... i like your work men! you are always funny and hilarious. kudos man. all that in the article is true...i ogle 24/7...drool for pussy all day/month/year round. it's a fact that we can't nay-say.

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  4. aha haa..its a fact of life..we all love pussie, anywhere,anytime,anyhow...

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  5. spew it out here men...pussie is a beaver is a fanny!

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