Show me ya dance move babie!
Raise n drop and sway that bootie
Groove that body n move the party
Pull the guys with lust and luster
Show it for gals to scorn and scowl
Raise ya tempo n rile their temper
Show me ya dance move babie!
Bring it down and hold it low
Lift that mini n let em leer
Make em feel n spill their beer
As they cheer and leave their chairs
Make em fight for a slice of sight
Show me ya dance move babie!
Shake ya babie milk like a bitch mama
Gyrate like it’s for pirate money
Spin that ass like it runs on gas
Flaunt and taunt n turn it up
Lure em lie they missed a flight
Show me ya dance move babie!
Rip that top and toss it thither
Peel that bra and brandish it there
Lift ya skirt and hold it ether
Hold me close n dance me closer
The rhythm’s right so let us rhyme
Show me ya dance move babie!
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Penury Peeks at Opulence
What all that house for?
Oh hooo!
A man stays in one room at a time
Do you keep ghosts in others?
Farm, kitchen then sleep
That is us
What one does with all that house?
You people!
Look at you again
Why cut the grass?
Wish I had brought our cow along
Don’t you like milk?
Why burn the grass? It’s thatch!
My grandpa will be angry
Aye ye yee!
You people!
And why all the flowers
You even waste water on them?
Why not cabbages and kales
For kitchen and market day?
Wish it belonged to my mother
You people!
And that fountain of water?
How clean!
And getting wasted by the sun
We would fetch it for home
And that swimming pool?
Wish I had brought our goats!
My pa would be happy
Ehe hee heee!
You people!
And those woods
Cut down, hew and cook on them
What are those chimneys for anyway?
And all these walls?
You must have too many enemies
And so many thieves
Oops! My money!
Thank God, it’s in my socks
Walls are houses not fences
Wu wuuu uu!
You people!
And all those lights
For crickets and birds?
Our crickets and birds sing by moonlight!
With those lights I could read all books
My classmates would laugh at you
Oh hoo hoo!
You people!
And all those cars
A man drives one car at a time
Oh, now now…
Our hospital car died
Our chief would beg you for one
Wish he was here
You people!
And why all the silence?
Where are your dogs, cows, cats, ducks,
goats, chickens, sheep, donkeys?
Not even children playing noisily?
This place look haunted!
You people!
Bye bye!
This place is a graveyard
I would rather be dead in our village
Than living amongst the dead living
You people!
Bye bye!
Bye bye!
Oh hooo!
A man stays in one room at a time
Do you keep ghosts in others?
Farm, kitchen then sleep
That is us
What one does with all that house?
You people!
Look at you again
Why cut the grass?
Wish I had brought our cow along
Don’t you like milk?
Why burn the grass? It’s thatch!
My grandpa will be angry
Aye ye yee!
You people!
And why all the flowers
You even waste water on them?
Why not cabbages and kales
For kitchen and market day?
Wish it belonged to my mother
You people!
And that fountain of water?
How clean!
And getting wasted by the sun
We would fetch it for home
And that swimming pool?
Wish I had brought our goats!
My pa would be happy
Ehe hee heee!
You people!
And those woods
Cut down, hew and cook on them
What are those chimneys for anyway?
And all these walls?
You must have too many enemies
And so many thieves
Oops! My money!
Thank God, it’s in my socks
Walls are houses not fences
Wu wuuu uu!
You people!
And all those lights
For crickets and birds?
Our crickets and birds sing by moonlight!
With those lights I could read all books
My classmates would laugh at you
Oh hoo hoo!
You people!
And all those cars
A man drives one car at a time
Oh, now now…
Our hospital car died
Our chief would beg you for one
Wish he was here
You people!
And why all the silence?
Where are your dogs, cows, cats, ducks,
goats, chickens, sheep, donkeys?
Not even children playing noisily?
This place look haunted!
You people!
Bye bye!
This place is a graveyard
I would rather be dead in our village
Than living amongst the dead living
You people!
Bye bye!
Bye bye!
Monday, August 9, 2010
Jobless!
Jobless!
Yes,
It is my label and level nowadays
You wink at each other when you see me
To evaluate me from my shoes to shirt
Jobless, aha haa! … Jobless, u hu huu!
You laugh endless
For my misery is your mirth
Jobless!
I am so jobless
But hey! I am not brainless
My clothes are tatters but I am smarter
The man that assisted you in math
Who used to write letters,
for your gal
The one you married
Is the same one here
Remember?
You used to say I am smart
Still is, but bit unlucky
Jobless!
Yes, I am
You nudge each other when you see
And say: he is lost it, he is a loser!
Don’t write me off yet
I am not rudderless
I know what I want
You seeing my station but not my destination
This situation, I shall conquer
For I am rowing steadily to my destiny
Wait!
Wait!
My day will come
By God, my day will come
Jobless!
To you it is my label
To me it is a passing tale
It is never my stable
Listen, Never!
Jobless!
You closed your doors to me
Look,
I am homeless but not hopeless
You avoid me that I am roofless
Don’t you think I am lucky?
In case of an earthquake?
Jobless!
Yes my friend, that is me
Shocked that I don’t smell?
I bathe by the stream
Brush my teeth with tree branches
And of course I lack a body odor
Even without powder
Jobless!
You brand me ambitionless?
You are so ignorant of my mission!
I have swum a crocodile invested river
I have chanced the sea in wrecked ship
Been a stowaway close to dead
I have survived walking a wild desert
Almost made cannon fodder in the border
In search of a better life
Only to be a refugee
Is that being ambitionless?
Jobless!
Yes
Say that a thousand times
But
I am not planless
I will live to see that I am blessed
I am not dreamless
I will have bread and friends again
I am not helpless
With my hands
I will work
With my mind, I will make
Sneer and jeer your last
Chide and deride all you like
Despise and spice your jokes
For by God,
It will soon be my turn to laugh
And live life again
By God,
that day is coming
My day is coming
Coming is my day
By God,
It is coming!
(This poem was inspired by Maya Angelou’s Still I Rise)
Yes,
It is my label and level nowadays
You wink at each other when you see me
To evaluate me from my shoes to shirt
Jobless, aha haa! … Jobless, u hu huu!
You laugh endless
For my misery is your mirth
Jobless!
I am so jobless
But hey! I am not brainless
My clothes are tatters but I am smarter
The man that assisted you in math
Who used to write letters,
for your gal
The one you married
Is the same one here
Remember?
You used to say I am smart
Still is, but bit unlucky
Jobless!
Yes, I am
You nudge each other when you see
And say: he is lost it, he is a loser!
Don’t write me off yet
I am not rudderless
I know what I want
You seeing my station but not my destination
This situation, I shall conquer
For I am rowing steadily to my destiny
Wait!
Wait!
My day will come
By God, my day will come
Jobless!
To you it is my label
To me it is a passing tale
It is never my stable
Listen, Never!
Jobless!
You closed your doors to me
Look,
I am homeless but not hopeless
You avoid me that I am roofless
Don’t you think I am lucky?
In case of an earthquake?
Jobless!
Yes my friend, that is me
Shocked that I don’t smell?
I bathe by the stream
Brush my teeth with tree branches
And of course I lack a body odor
Even without powder
Jobless!
You brand me ambitionless?
You are so ignorant of my mission!
I have swum a crocodile invested river
I have chanced the sea in wrecked ship
Been a stowaway close to dead
I have survived walking a wild desert
Almost made cannon fodder in the border
In search of a better life
Only to be a refugee
Is that being ambitionless?
Jobless!
Yes
Say that a thousand times
But
I am not planless
I will live to see that I am blessed
I am not dreamless
I will have bread and friends again
I am not helpless
With my hands
I will work
With my mind, I will make
Sneer and jeer your last
Chide and deride all you like
Despise and spice your jokes
For by God,
It will soon be my turn to laugh
And live life again
By God,
that day is coming
My day is coming
Coming is my day
By God,
It is coming!
(This poem was inspired by Maya Angelou’s Still I Rise)
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
I Wait, Upon this Rock
I Wait, Upon this Rock
I wait
That I may feel gnawing anxiety of waiting watching for you
For you to show me the dance moves you watched on movie
To watch the ripples formed by pebbles we lob in the water
That I may see your lips sing me your loving longings of me
Upon this rock
I wait
That we may share the buns you kept at home in the barn
For us to pick cue from cooing birds and cuddle like glued
To smooth your tunic before it is late for home and mom
That I may henna your nails and plait you a lovely ponytail
Upon this rock
I wait
That we may countdown the sun set ting in the distant hills
For me to sit staring lost looking at my future in your eyes
To kiss ourselves without a care till darkness cover and scare
That I just cling to you and let crickets sing my love to you
Upon this rock
I wait
That I may attempt solving your math for a kiss or risk a pinch
For you to tease me and hurl abuse of my failures as a ‘husband’
To hear you list me the number and names of children we will bear
That you may tell me where you will leave a letter by the river next
Upon this rock
I wait
That we make fun of teachers and plan prank tests for school
For you to write your name in my chest to remain till we meet
To hear your dead threats if ever I leave you for another girlfriend
That you may show off your new panty and bra your mom bought
Upon this rock
I wait
That we may lie and watch flies filing out of earth and fly
For you to show me your boobs have lovely lately grown
To hear you tell me how big you will want our house to be
That we scheme how we a kiss steal in church on Christmas
Upon this rock
I wait
That I may steal you what my mom and dad were doing at night
For us to carve our love and names on the barks of trees by the bank
To nominate and reject names of the maids and aides in our wedding
That we may swear to love each other till last of breath do us depart
Upon this rock
I wait
That you know that my love is anchored still in a corner of my heart
For you to see the tears roll my eyes and feel the sorrow in my heart
To chance an angel give you my only undying love up there in heaven
That you please tell God to lift and bury me with you with this sunset
Upon this rock
I wait
That I may feel gnawing anxiety of waiting watching for you
For you to show me the dance moves you watched on movie
To watch the ripples formed by pebbles we lob in the water
That I may see your lips sing me your loving longings of me
Upon this rock
I wait
That we may share the buns you kept at home in the barn
For us to pick cue from cooing birds and cuddle like glued
To smooth your tunic before it is late for home and mom
That I may henna your nails and plait you a lovely ponytail
Upon this rock
I wait
That we may countdown the sun set ting in the distant hills
For me to sit staring lost looking at my future in your eyes
To kiss ourselves without a care till darkness cover and scare
That I just cling to you and let crickets sing my love to you
Upon this rock
I wait
That I may attempt solving your math for a kiss or risk a pinch
For you to tease me and hurl abuse of my failures as a ‘husband’
To hear you list me the number and names of children we will bear
That you may tell me where you will leave a letter by the river next
Upon this rock
I wait
That we make fun of teachers and plan prank tests for school
For you to write your name in my chest to remain till we meet
To hear your dead threats if ever I leave you for another girlfriend
That you may show off your new panty and bra your mom bought
Upon this rock
I wait
That we may lie and watch flies filing out of earth and fly
For you to show me your boobs have lovely lately grown
To hear you tell me how big you will want our house to be
That we scheme how we a kiss steal in church on Christmas
Upon this rock
I wait
That I may steal you what my mom and dad were doing at night
For us to carve our love and names on the barks of trees by the bank
To nominate and reject names of the maids and aides in our wedding
That we may swear to love each other till last of breath do us depart
Upon this rock
I wait
That you know that my love is anchored still in a corner of my heart
For you to see the tears roll my eyes and feel the sorrow in my heart
To chance an angel give you my only undying love up there in heaven
That you please tell God to lift and bury me with you with this sunset
Upon this rock
Monday, August 2, 2010
Bitch! Ya think ya hot? Pew! ya just but a ho!
Bitch! Ya say ya gat class? What floss ma ass!
Bitch! And so ya a virgin? Oh not even ya ass!
Men have fixed ya till blood is mixed with sperms
Many a sperm is gone into ya brain so ya blank
Men have romped ya ass can’t hold shit no more
That’s why ho ya pouring shit from ya every pore
Lewd ya tellin me to act sober like a beau? Ha haa
Look ya bad booze and large dick overdose! Ha haa
What, am not ya type? Please cut this empty vibe
Who make ya tribe is not me only ya kinds can vie
Bitch! Ya gat no brains nor guts to beef with me
Bitch! Ya late for whorehouse beat bein with me
Bitch! And so ya a virgin? Oh not even ya ass!
Men have fixed ya till blood is mixed with sperms
Many a sperm is gone into ya brain so ya blank
Men have romped ya ass can’t hold shit no more
That’s why ho ya pouring shit from ya every pore
Lewd ya tellin me to act sober like a beau? Ha haa
Look ya bad booze and large dick overdose! Ha haa
What, am not ya type? Please cut this empty vibe
Who make ya tribe is not me only ya kinds can vie
Bitch! Ya gat no brains nor guts to beef with me
Bitch! Ya late for whorehouse beat bein with me
Destiny beckons; let us say YES!
Every generation has its own unique challenges and problems to grapple with. It comes a time when a nation must sit together as one people and devise ways of overcoming those challenges. In the history of this country, there was a time when our people were reeling from the shackles of servitude and hurting from the yokes of colonialism. Our forefathers and foremothers came together, fought and won Uhuru. Yet again came a time when our people were oppressed, exploited, and even murdered by a despotic regime. Our fathers and mothers came together and fought for the Second Liberation. It is out of their sacrifice, courage and fortitude that this nation now counts itself as a proud member of the free world.
However, a good number of our people are still poor, unemployed, uneducated, deprived and lacking medical care. This is the challenge of our generation. For twenty years, this nation has strived to write an acceptable constitution that acts as a collective answer to this challenge. It has cost time, money and lives to get where we are now. Now more than ever we stand the best chance of rising up to these challenges by voting YES for the Proposed Constitution that inter alia:
· Guarantees, defend and protect the rights, dignity and fundamental freedoms of individuals and communities as affirmed in the Bill of Rights.
· Ensures better representation of minorities and marginalized groups (women, youth and persons with disabilities) in decision making organs at all levels.
· Effectively addresses inequalities in the distribution of national wealth and employment opportunities.
· Boldly attempts to redress historical injustices in the acquisition, management and ownership of land.
· Accords wanachi a greater say in the allocation and management of resources as decision making is devolved to the grassroots.
· Provides for a more robust bicameral parliament and delineate responsibilities of the presidency thus ensuring greater checks and balances of the Executive, effective legislation and better governance.
· Ascertains an independent judicial system that’s free from manipulation and meddling from the Executive
· Provides a framework for a more ethical, responsive, accountable, impartial and responsible leadership from state officers at all levels.
· Clearly and categorically guarantees and safeguards the right to ownership of property of whatever nature by individuals, groups or a community in any part of this country.
One day, I will sit down in the shade of freedom and prosperity inherent in this proposed constitution with my grandchildren and look back to the hazy horizon of time and proudly tell them, “ this change, I helped bring about!’’
In this Draft, we have done our best as Kenyans, GOD will do the rest. My beloved countrymen, I say unto you, arise and vote YES on August, 4th 2010; for destiny is beckoning!
Friday, July 23, 2010
Hot all Over am Hot!
Aw dog like do out ma tongue drooling
Aw do lass smash door and lie cooing
Hot all over am hot!
Hot all over am hot!
Huu some broad rip ma clothes off now
Am so like ho hooooold ma cock now
Hot all over am hot!
Hot all over am hot!
Uh babe undo top I licksuck ya boobs
Uh big and yos so sweeter than booze
Hot all over am hot!
Hot all over am hot!
Haw wish some bitch lift up her mini
Haw wish some chick rip up her bikini
Hot all over am hot!
Hot all over am hot!
Hey could one lend me his wife there?
How life will cheer if one could share
Hot all over am hot!
Hot all over am hot!
Oops on film they feast all they like
Who own horny jumpy horse we hike?
Hot all over am hot!
Hot all over am hot!
Who can lay me awake till I swoon?
Woe unto her if laid me hands soon
Hot all over am hot!
Hot all over am hot!
Oo jeez calls all ring theres no jenny
Off jerk this jism right off ma Johnny
Hot all over am hot!
Hot all over am hot!
Aw will up wake yon a sojourn morn
Owe ma balls and penis no more
Hot all over am hot!
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