1. Nigeria will go to the polls
2. War will break out between the North and Southern Sudan
3. Ang Sang Suu Kyi will be released from house arrest and made part of a unity government
4. Tiger Woods will make up with his wife publicly and spill it all
5. Two Kenyan Cabinet Ministers will be arrested and arraigned at the Hague
6. A joint force of NATO and US will bomb nuclear sites in Iran
7. North Korean leader Kim Jong II will die
8. There will be a leadership change in Egypt
9. There will be a coup in Guinea Conakry and a new presidential election in Niger
10. There will be a change of guard in Pakistan
11. Obama will triumph at Mid-Term Elections
12. The Transitional Federal Government of Somalia will be toppled by Islamists
13. Bill Laden will die of natural causes
14. Vladimir Putin and Medvedev will fall out
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Monday, December 28, 2009
Spare a Thought for our Military Guys in War Zones
Just finished reading a story on the New York Times entitled Another Peril in War Zones: Sexual Abuse by Fellow G.I.’s by STEVEN LEE MYERS and to say that I am disturbed is to oversimplify what a civilian sitting at home with his girlfriend or wife at his disposal feels of a person of normal libido who is forced, by dint of his military profession, to live a life of sexual deprivation.
Besides hating George Bush for the war in Iraq and Afghanistan and following news of the bogged war in the two countries, I have never once stopped to imagine the sexual challenges facing the officers; both male and female, married and single, straight and gay.
While the report points an accusing finger at the Pentagon for doing little to stem the abuse and insensitivity of the Commanders in coming to the rescue of abused women officers, the report has got me thinking.
In the civilian population, I can easily loathe a rapist, stalker or someone who sexually harasses women in general without a second thought. In a secluded military base, thousand of miles away from home and spouse, with attendant psychological complications stemming from the vagaries of war, I can be excused for empathizing with both the culprit and the victim. In such circumstances, I will automatically excuse adultery. Even my wife will find a tolerant hear had she been serving.
The crux of the matter lies with rape. A normal free male will most likely have sex once to thrice a week. If such a man is to serve in Iraq for over six months, the first months will prove sexually challenging.. I have always known that sex is addictive like any drug: alcohol, cocaine, cigarette name them. It is a very compelling psychological need. I can imagine what that man will or will not do to get a fling. I can’t speak for women but the story will most likely be the same.
Imagine if was drafted to the US Army now and dispatched to Iraq the next week. I am so used to sex twice a week. I will obviously be in the list of dishonorable discharges in less than a month courtesy of sex!
I am not trying to justify rape in Military Bases but what if the men and women in uniform could be a little kinder and accommodative to their randy comrades in light of the circumstances they are faced in? A balance will be arrived at where the sexual cravers will get consenting partners. Sex abuses will be unheard of.
I wish I could say that brothels be a part of the Bases but I will surely invite a protest march from moralists if Pentagon effect this as an unofficial/ official policy.
We should be more emphatic to the so-called sex abusers in uniform. Just put yourself in their shoes.
Just a thought or what do you think?
Besides hating George Bush for the war in Iraq and Afghanistan and following news of the bogged war in the two countries, I have never once stopped to imagine the sexual challenges facing the officers; both male and female, married and single, straight and gay.
While the report points an accusing finger at the Pentagon for doing little to stem the abuse and insensitivity of the Commanders in coming to the rescue of abused women officers, the report has got me thinking.
In the civilian population, I can easily loathe a rapist, stalker or someone who sexually harasses women in general without a second thought. In a secluded military base, thousand of miles away from home and spouse, with attendant psychological complications stemming from the vagaries of war, I can be excused for empathizing with both the culprit and the victim. In such circumstances, I will automatically excuse adultery. Even my wife will find a tolerant hear had she been serving.
The crux of the matter lies with rape. A normal free male will most likely have sex once to thrice a week. If such a man is to serve in Iraq for over six months, the first months will prove sexually challenging.. I have always known that sex is addictive like any drug: alcohol, cocaine, cigarette name them. It is a very compelling psychological need. I can imagine what that man will or will not do to get a fling. I can’t speak for women but the story will most likely be the same.
Imagine if was drafted to the US Army now and dispatched to Iraq the next week. I am so used to sex twice a week. I will obviously be in the list of dishonorable discharges in less than a month courtesy of sex!
I am not trying to justify rape in Military Bases but what if the men and women in uniform could be a little kinder and accommodative to their randy comrades in light of the circumstances they are faced in? A balance will be arrived at where the sexual cravers will get consenting partners. Sex abuses will be unheard of.
I wish I could say that brothels be a part of the Bases but I will surely invite a protest march from moralists if Pentagon effect this as an unofficial/ official policy.
We should be more emphatic to the so-called sex abusers in uniform. Just put yourself in their shoes.
Just a thought or what do you think?
Crazed-up 2010 Resolutions
Having made a myriad of resolutions that I hardly keep come 2nd of January every year, I have decided on a new version of resolutions for 2010 and beyond.
You see, whenever I write a good resolution, I do it bad. I have now discovered myself. My fate seems to work inversely. This year, I will write it bad so that I do it good. Very simple!
1. My relationship with God
God, this year, I don’t care what you do with me or yourself. I am so pissed off with your lies. You don’t do nothing for me. I don’t care whether you prefer Pepsi to Coke or whatever. Whether you smoke, have sex and do drugs like me, I don’t give a damn. 2010, you are out of mind. I am warning you, Just leave me alone. Don’t wonna step in any of your churches, and don’t visit me either! Ok old geezer?
2. My love life
I don’t need a fuckin relationship this year. Don’t wonna say ‘I love you’ for a single moment. I don’t wonna promise to love nobody. I am gonna stick it on anybody with a pussie! 2010, anything goes. Will shove it on anything!
3. My health
This year, I will eat bad as always, never go to the gym, and gain weight if my body feels like it. Never go for a check-up to save on money. Doctors are thieves. I am gonna grow wild like a tree.
4. Drinking
Drink. Driiiink. Driiiiiiiiiiink…. Whisky, Vodka, Gin, Bourbon, Wine, Beer, Bootleg and anything that can make me misbehave, horny, stupid and silly. 2010 is the year of alcohol! So help me Satan!
5. Money
I don’t wonna change nothing. 2010, I am gonna be a slacker, scrounge and bum. I don’t wonna do anything with my stupid self. Won’t be lookin for a job because I won’t get it anyway. Whatever money I get, I should spend it with a vengeance. Money, I don’t need you around me! Ok?
6. Bad habits
2010, I Will keep up with all my terrible habits. Not making my bed, not washing my panties and socks, and swearing while talking will be continued. Being showy and proud will be enhanced. Whatever bad habit that I can pick and cannot help will be encouraged. I just will not care a hoot.
7. General
I don’t wonna learn how to drive or swim. I will never be a better listener. It is fun to be a lousy company. I won’t get a passport either.
I sanction the devil to remind me all that I haven’t mentioned so that I may effect them in the New Year
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!
You see, whenever I write a good resolution, I do it bad. I have now discovered myself. My fate seems to work inversely. This year, I will write it bad so that I do it good. Very simple!
1. My relationship with God
God, this year, I don’t care what you do with me or yourself. I am so pissed off with your lies. You don’t do nothing for me. I don’t care whether you prefer Pepsi to Coke or whatever. Whether you smoke, have sex and do drugs like me, I don’t give a damn. 2010, you are out of mind. I am warning you, Just leave me alone. Don’t wonna step in any of your churches, and don’t visit me either! Ok old geezer?
2. My love life
I don’t need a fuckin relationship this year. Don’t wonna say ‘I love you’ for a single moment. I don’t wonna promise to love nobody. I am gonna stick it on anybody with a pussie! 2010, anything goes. Will shove it on anything!
3. My health
This year, I will eat bad as always, never go to the gym, and gain weight if my body feels like it. Never go for a check-up to save on money. Doctors are thieves. I am gonna grow wild like a tree.
4. Drinking
Drink. Driiiink. Driiiiiiiiiiink…. Whisky, Vodka, Gin, Bourbon, Wine, Beer, Bootleg and anything that can make me misbehave, horny, stupid and silly. 2010 is the year of alcohol! So help me Satan!
5. Money
I don’t wonna change nothing. 2010, I am gonna be a slacker, scrounge and bum. I don’t wonna do anything with my stupid self. Won’t be lookin for a job because I won’t get it anyway. Whatever money I get, I should spend it with a vengeance. Money, I don’t need you around me! Ok?
6. Bad habits
2010, I Will keep up with all my terrible habits. Not making my bed, not washing my panties and socks, and swearing while talking will be continued. Being showy and proud will be enhanced. Whatever bad habit that I can pick and cannot help will be encouraged. I just will not care a hoot.
7. General
I don’t wonna learn how to drive or swim. I will never be a better listener. It is fun to be a lousy company. I won’t get a passport either.
I sanction the devil to remind me all that I haven’t mentioned so that I may effect them in the New Year
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Mary Crass Mess 2011!
(nay) Merry Christmas 2011
Thousands of years ago
A Catholic Holy Priest
Descended on a young Virgin Mary
Demure young angel
Betrothed to an undeserving carpenter
Today
A boy was born
Of Mary and the Holy Priest
His name is boy Jesus
Intelligent
Great leader he became
Poor innocent Joseph
Don’t you worry
It was the Holy Spirit
Today
We celebrate that lie
Perpetuating the fraud
On poor Joseph's property
Who cares?
Gifting, gifted ostentations
Wine, dine and wenching
Great day for the haves
The poor recoil
Into their deprived cocoons
Dreaming and depressed
Merry for the moneyed
Mess for the masses
Merry Christmas!
Thousands of years ago
A Catholic Holy Priest
Descended on a young Virgin Mary
Demure young angel
Betrothed to an undeserving carpenter
Today
A boy was born
Of Mary and the Holy Priest
His name is boy Jesus
Intelligent
Great leader he became
Poor innocent Joseph
Don’t you worry
It was the Holy Spirit
Today
We celebrate that lie
Perpetuating the fraud
On poor Joseph's property
Who cares?
Gifting, gifted ostentations
Wine, dine and wenching
Great day for the haves
The poor recoil
Into their deprived cocoons
Dreaming and depressed
Merry for the moneyed
Mess for the masses
Merry Christmas!
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
African Gays: Go ahead and splomb your ‘manholes’ to smithereens this X-Mass
There has been a lot of local and international media splurge about Anti-Gay laws in East Africa. Uganda is proposing a possible death penalty for engaging in gay activities, Burundi has already passed it into law while Rwanda is discussing it. Kenya and Tanzania are said to be contemplating the same.
Eastern African countries are suddenly gung ho against gays. It begs the questions: why now, where is the Anti-Gay breeze emanating from?
Africans are generally conservative but tolerant. Swahili sayings; ‘why chase a hen from feces that you don’t eat?’ and ‘ how can the pepper you didn’t eat burn you?’ embodies and informs that tolerance.
Gay and lesbian activities are not prevalent in East Africa to warrant a law to gag it. Not a single friend, acquaintance or neighbor has ever admitted or has been rumored to be gay or lesbian. I reckon the population is so low or the stigma is too high. I have heard clubs labeled ‘gay establishment’ but no one has proved it.
An advance from a gay when you are not one could be totally repugnant. I remember an experience in a crowded public bus in 2005. I picked a conversation with a male stranger only for him to start caressing my thighs. I felt confused and indignant. I simply pushed him away. That was that.
I haven’t read enough ‘gay literature’ to understand why people become gay. Hitherto, it was not such a serious social issue to warrant a research. It might be now.
A lot of questions remain un-answered:
At what stage do someone become gay, is it in-born or learned?
Can it be un-learned (the proponent of the Anti-Gay law in Uganda, Mr. David Bahati, claim it is learned and therefore can be unlearned) could this be a scientific claim? Is it curable like any other disease?
Do gays have zero attraction to beautiful gals?
Is there specialization as in one is particularly a Mr. Gay and another Mrs. Gay?
How is love making conducted? They do it in turn as in a see-saw or one is always on top?
Can a Mrs. Gay be attracted to a lesbian because, sexually speaking, they are both females.
How does a Mrs. Gay get horny? An itch in the ass?
What can happen in a lesbian-gay only party?
Ignorance of gay life is no justification to be homophobic.
Heard yesterday that Mexico City has legalized gay unions. South Africa legalized it a long time ago. I thought the trend is towards legalizing rather stymieing it. Anti-Gay laws are retrogressive and archaic. It is blind to time and insensitive to the dynamics of society.
Society is never static however how much we may wish.
There have been claims in the book The Family by Jeff Sharlet that the Anti-Gay legislations sweeping through East Africa are sponsored as a social experiment by a group of American Christians and conservative Lawmakers with close ties with politicians in East Africa. There is no sufficient evidence to support this claim but again the influence of the Greenback cannot be gainsaid. It sponsored multi-partysm in East Africa in the past decade.
I am not gay but I do not mind what my neighbor feeds on. During the crusade against FGM in Africa, I argued that the practice will die a natural death. Girl child education is almost eliminating it. Before, it used to mark the beginning of adulthood and hence a chance to be married. Now, girls go to school and when they get employed, that’s the time to get married. This is how societal values evolve over time. Gays will gain acceptance through the same process. No law can stop a society from evolving. It cannot even delay it.
The gay debate is a total waste of time. Just like trying to legislate against pre-marital sex. This law is uncalled for and unnecessary. Not even the excuse of morality can justify this. Proposing a death penalty for being gay is not only outrageous but inane.
Being gay is an effective form of family planning!
I wish all gays in East Africa, a Merry X-Mass and a happy romp!
Eastern African countries are suddenly gung ho against gays. It begs the questions: why now, where is the Anti-Gay breeze emanating from?
Africans are generally conservative but tolerant. Swahili sayings; ‘why chase a hen from feces that you don’t eat?’ and ‘ how can the pepper you didn’t eat burn you?’ embodies and informs that tolerance.
Gay and lesbian activities are not prevalent in East Africa to warrant a law to gag it. Not a single friend, acquaintance or neighbor has ever admitted or has been rumored to be gay or lesbian. I reckon the population is so low or the stigma is too high. I have heard clubs labeled ‘gay establishment’ but no one has proved it.
An advance from a gay when you are not one could be totally repugnant. I remember an experience in a crowded public bus in 2005. I picked a conversation with a male stranger only for him to start caressing my thighs. I felt confused and indignant. I simply pushed him away. That was that.
I haven’t read enough ‘gay literature’ to understand why people become gay. Hitherto, it was not such a serious social issue to warrant a research. It might be now.
A lot of questions remain un-answered:
At what stage do someone become gay, is it in-born or learned?
Can it be un-learned (the proponent of the Anti-Gay law in Uganda, Mr. David Bahati, claim it is learned and therefore can be unlearned) could this be a scientific claim? Is it curable like any other disease?
Do gays have zero attraction to beautiful gals?
Is there specialization as in one is particularly a Mr. Gay and another Mrs. Gay?
How is love making conducted? They do it in turn as in a see-saw or one is always on top?
Can a Mrs. Gay be attracted to a lesbian because, sexually speaking, they are both females.
How does a Mrs. Gay get horny? An itch in the ass?
What can happen in a lesbian-gay only party?
Ignorance of gay life is no justification to be homophobic.
Heard yesterday that Mexico City has legalized gay unions. South Africa legalized it a long time ago. I thought the trend is towards legalizing rather stymieing it. Anti-Gay laws are retrogressive and archaic. It is blind to time and insensitive to the dynamics of society.
Society is never static however how much we may wish.
There have been claims in the book The Family by Jeff Sharlet that the Anti-Gay legislations sweeping through East Africa are sponsored as a social experiment by a group of American Christians and conservative Lawmakers with close ties with politicians in East Africa. There is no sufficient evidence to support this claim but again the influence of the Greenback cannot be gainsaid. It sponsored multi-partysm in East Africa in the past decade.
I am not gay but I do not mind what my neighbor feeds on. During the crusade against FGM in Africa, I argued that the practice will die a natural death. Girl child education is almost eliminating it. Before, it used to mark the beginning of adulthood and hence a chance to be married. Now, girls go to school and when they get employed, that’s the time to get married. This is how societal values evolve over time. Gays will gain acceptance through the same process. No law can stop a society from evolving. It cannot even delay it.
The gay debate is a total waste of time. Just like trying to legislate against pre-marital sex. This law is uncalled for and unnecessary. Not even the excuse of morality can justify this. Proposing a death penalty for being gay is not only outrageous but inane.
Being gay is an effective form of family planning!
I wish all gays in East Africa, a Merry X-Mass and a happy romp!
Friday, December 18, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Sexual Profiling: Mombasa and Nairobi
Have always had Nairobi as my permanent Pussie Base, I am now holidaying in the coastal town of Mombasa. Sexcapades in the two towns could not be more different. Hitherto had this notion that women act the same all over. I could not have been more shocked. The following parameters are what contrast women of the two largest towns in Kenya:
PARAMETER NAIROBI MOMBASA
Looks Mostly petite Generally plump
All shades Most are light
Average to tall in height Short to average in height
Language English and Mother Tongue Swahili
Hospitality Hospitable Very hospitable
Career Career focused Housewife tendencies
Education Most are very educated Low education levels
Informed Less informed
Materialism Believe in earning own money Believe in being provided for by husbands/ boyfriends
Temperament Aggressive Submissive
Activity Active relaxed
Religion Christian, non believers and fewer Muslims Mostly Muslims, few Christians , less non believers
Less superstitious Very superstitious
Liberal Conservative
Club life Lively and common place Laid back and low attendance( prefer going to beach)
Networking sites Almost 100% presence in major sites Less than 40% presence in major sites
Fashion More fashionable Less fashion conscious
Permissiveness Loose More loose
Prostitution High High
Infidelity High Higher
Drug abuse Alcohol, smoking Negligible
Sex Less stylish More stylish
Sexual orientation Straight and few bisexuals Straight
Pussie taste Tasty Tasty
Depending on what you want in a woman, it is up to you to decide which town your dick will find a pussie tonite!
PARAMETER NAIROBI MOMBASA
Looks Mostly petite Generally plump
All shades Most are light
Average to tall in height Short to average in height
Language English and Mother Tongue Swahili
Hospitality Hospitable Very hospitable
Career Career focused Housewife tendencies
Education Most are very educated Low education levels
Informed Less informed
Materialism Believe in earning own money Believe in being provided for by husbands/ boyfriends
Temperament Aggressive Submissive
Activity Active relaxed
Religion Christian, non believers and fewer Muslims Mostly Muslims, few Christians , less non believers
Less superstitious Very superstitious
Liberal Conservative
Club life Lively and common place Laid back and low attendance( prefer going to beach)
Networking sites Almost 100% presence in major sites Less than 40% presence in major sites
Fashion More fashionable Less fashion conscious
Permissiveness Loose More loose
Prostitution High High
Infidelity High Higher
Drug abuse Alcohol, smoking Negligible
Sex Less stylish More stylish
Sexual orientation Straight and few bisexuals Straight
Pussie taste Tasty Tasty
Depending on what you want in a woman, it is up to you to decide which town your dick will find a pussie tonite!
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