Monday, January 11, 2010

Musa Yar Adua’s Health: the President of Nigeria Musa Yar Adua’s Health teetering on the brink

Musa Yar Adua’s Health: the President of Nigeria Musa Yar Adua’s Health teetering on the brink

Today’s BBC interview with Musa Yar Adua in a hospital bed in Saudi Arabia for the first time in 50 days since he was hospitalized for a heart and kidney condition confirmed my two worst fears: that Musa Yar Adua’s health is bleak and that he is probably too sick to notice that he cannot execute the duties as the President of Nigeria effectively.

Now that every Nigeria has confirmed that their president is critically ill, the logical step that the government of Nigeria should do is to transfer power to the vice president Mr. Goodluck Jonathan without further delays. With the kind of ailments that Musa Yar Adua is suffering from, it will still take a long time for him to be able to execute presidential duties in Nigeria.

Musa Yar Adua spoke for close to one minute in a low, breaking and strained voice that betrayed his pain and ill health. He sought to reassure Nigerians that he is alive but his voice could not dispel the fears of a cabbage president. He said that ‘he hope he will make tremendous progress that will allow him to return to his duties’ From his words, he himself is not convinced of if and when he will be well.

He also took the opportunity to wish the Super Eagles success in Cup of African Nations campaign.

He told Nigerians that he is undergoing treatment and will return to his presidential duties as soon as his doctors could release him. When asked when, he said that the answer lies with his doctors and health.

If Musa Yar Adua could resign or is impeached, it will lift the anxiety of return and give him room to concentrate on his health.

It is for the good of Nigeria that the president hand over power. His absence is already hurting Africa’s most populous country. His voice and leadership was conspicuously missing in the biggest diplomatic fix that Nigeria has ever been embroiled in history; Umar Farouk Abdumutallab’s botched attempt to bomb a Detroit bound US jetliner.

The subsequent black listing of Nigeria by the US as a terrorist hub is still unresolved. Even though Umar Farouk Abdumutallab’s terrorism attempt is the first case, Nigeria has now been lumped with Yemen, Somalia and other notorious countries as possible hosts of terrorists. A diplomatic lobby could easily overturn this but the president is AWOL.

The economy of Nigeria might as well be hurting. There are allegations that Musa Yar Adua’s signature was forged and appended to the budget. The Chief Justice tenure is the subject of a law suit owing to the absence of Musa Yar Adua in his swearing in ceremony as per the constitution.

For a country that has the reputation of the most corrupt country in Africa, the absence of firm and direct leadership cannot be gainsaid. Some incorrigible leaders in his government might be siphoning off oil money out of state coffers.

Again, for a country that has suffered the most military coups in Africa that sits in a vey unstable region, fears of a military coup are not totally unfounded. Guinea Conakry, her neighbor to the west suffered a coup immediately the President Mr. Lassane Conte died. The power vacuum might tempt some unruly military officers.

Already, the truce that was signed with Niger Delta rebels is wavering and militants are back to their saboteur mission.

The anxiety that has gripped Nigeria is affecting her productivity immensely. Speculations on his health are flying from every Nigerian lip. Today, opposition figures and human rights activists lead by Nobel laureate Prof Wole Soyinka are holding a demonstration. Electioneering mood will soon grip Nigeria. Calls of impeachment of the President are gaining momentum.

The problem with Africa as a whole is that leaders do not have the conscience to resign even when their position is untenable. They are under hostage of a lot of interests. Selfish, tribal and godfathers. Musa Yar Adua is faced with the same situation. There is talk that he cant be replaced with the vice president Goodluck Jonathan simply because he is a southerner while the turn is of a northerner where Musa Yar Adua hails from. Olesugun Obasanjo was a northerner.

I wish Musa Yar Adua could display one last act of statesmanship and leadership by transferring power to his Vice President and save Nigeria unnecessary trouble. He should know that he is not indispensable and that the interest of 140 Million people is more important that the interest of one man.

I wish him quick recovery and a much quicker sense of leadership!



Today’s BBC interview with Musa Yar Adua in a hospital bed in Saudi Arabia for the first time in 50 days since he was hospitalized for a heart and kidney condition confirmed my two worst fears: that Musa Yar Adua’s health is bleak and that he is probably too sick to notice that he cannot execute the duties as the President of Nigeria effectively.

Now that every Nigeria has confirmed that their president is critically ill, the logical step that the government of Nigeria should do is to transfer power to the vice president Mr. Goodluck Jonathan without further delays. With the kind of ailments that Musa Yar Adua is suffering from, it will still take a long time for him to be able to execute presidential duties in Nigeria.

Musa Yar Adua spoke for close to one minute in a low, breaking and strained voice that betrayed his pain and ill health. He sought to reassure Nigerians that he is alive but his voice could not dispel the fears of a cabbage president. He said that ‘he hope he will make tremendous progress that will allow him to return to his duties’ From his words, he himself is not convinced of if and when he will be well.

He also took the opportunity to wish the Super Eagles success in Cup of African Nations campaign.

He told Nigerians that he is undergoing treatment and will return to his presidential duties as soon as his doctors could release him. When asked when, he said that the answer lies with his doctors and health.

If Musa Yar Adua could resign or is impeached, it will lift the anxiety of return and give him room to concentrate on his health.

It is for the good of Nigeria that the president hand over power. His absence is already hurting Africa’s most populous country. His voice and leadership was conspicuously missing in the biggest diplomatic fix that Nigeria has ever been embroiled in history; Umar Farouk Abdumutallab’s botched attempt to bomb a Detroit bound US jetliner.

The subsequent black listing of Nigeria by the US as a terrorist hub is still unresolved. Even though Umar Farouk Abdumutallab’s terrorism attempt is the first case, Nigeria has now been lumped with Yemen, Somalia and other notorious countries as possible hosts of terrorists. A diplomatic lobby could easily overturn this but the president is AWOL.

The economy of Nigeria might as well be hurting. There are allegations that Musa Yar Adua’s signature was forged and appended to the budget. The Chief Justice tenure is the subject of a law suit owing to the absence of Musa Yar Adua in his swearing in ceremony as per the constitution.

For a country that has the reputation of the most corrupt country in Africa, the absence of firm and direct leadership cannot be gainsaid. Some incorrigible leaders in his government might be siphoning off oil money out of state coffers.

Again, for a country that has suffered the most military coups in Africa that sits in a vey unstable region, fears of a military coup are not totally unfounded. Guinea Conakry, her neighbor to the west suffered a coup immediately the President Mr. Lassane Conte died. The power vacuum might tempt some unruly military officers.

Already, the truce that was signed with Niger Delta rebels is wavering and militants are back to their saboteur mission.

The anxiety that has gripped Nigeria is affecting her productivity immensely. Speculations on his health are flying from every Nigerian lip. Today, opposition figures and human rights activists lead by Nobel laureate Prof Wole Soyinka are holding a demonstration. Electioneering mood will soon grip Nigeria. Calls of impeachment of the President are gaining momentum.

The problem with Africa as a whole is that leaders do not have the conscience to resign even when their position is untenable. They are under hostage of a lot of interests. Selfish, tribal and godfathers. Musa Yar Adua is faced with the same situation. There is talk that he cant be replaced with the vice president Goodluck Jonathan simply because he is a southerner while the turn is of a northerner where Musa Yar Adua hails from. Olesugun Obasanjo was a northerner.

I wish Musa Yar Adua could display one last act of statesmanship and leadership by transferring power to his Vice President and save Nigeria unnecessary trouble. He should know that he is not indispensable and that the interest of 140 Million people is more important that the interest of one man.

I wish him quick recovery and a much quicker sense of leadership!

Iris Robinson Affair pushing Peter Robinson to Resign: should Iris Robinson be forgiven for the Affair?

Iris Robinson Affair pushing Peter Robinson to Resign: should Iris Robinson be forgiven for the Affair?

Cougar Iris Robinson, 60, aka "Wicked Witch of the North" tryst with a 19 year old teenager is about to cost his husband ,Northern Ireland's First Minister, Peter Robinson his political life. The scandal stems from the £50,000 she winkled from two businessmen to help her toyboy set up a cafĂ©. What a lucky dude that boy is!

Iris Robinson who had tried to kill herself while suffering depression after the affair is reported to be receiving acute psychiatric treatment in Belfast. A sweet turn of fate for a vixen who once suggested that homosexuals should seek psychiatric counseling!

A smug Christian, who describes herself as ‘born again and again Christian’ is making life difficult for Peter Robinson who is now facing mounting pressure to resign over her affair with the teenager and her irregular financial dealings.

This could not have come at a worse time for Peter Robinson who is faced with political instability and renewed insurgence in Northern Ireland.

Nobody expected Iris Robinson, who dismisses gay as ‘an abomination’, to be embroiled in such a scandal! It is not shocking though, like all other self proclaimed moralists, they preach water and take wine in the cover of darkness. The fall is hardest for them, no wonder Irish Robinson attempted suicide out of shame.

Iris Robinson said the affair started when she was providing support to a man who had suffered a bereavement. She said she would "pay any price on earth" to take back the wrong she had done and added that she believed she has been forgiven by God. She subsequently resigned as DUP member for Strangford in December.

In 2008 she was voted "UK Bigot of the Year 2008" by gay rights association Stonewall.

Should Peter Robinson forgive Iris Robinson for the infidelity and political troubles?

China Faces Bride Shortage: How Can China Stave Off Bride Shortage?

China Faces Bride Shortage: How Can China Stave Off Bride Shortage?

China is doing very well economically but fairing very badly socially. Forget urinating in escalators, loud clearing of throats and spitting in public, there is a new social bomb ticking. Bride shortage!

Yesterday it overtook Germany as the leading commodity exporter in the world but soon, she will be importing brides for her male population.

More than 24 million Chinese men of marrying age could find themselves without spouses by 2020, says the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences.

It cites sex-specific abortions as a major factor, due to China's traditional bias towards male children. The academy says gender selection abortions are "extremely common". This is especially true in rural areas, and ultra-sound scans, first introduced in the late 1980s, have increased the practice.

The latest figures show that for every 100 girls born in China, 119 boys are born, the academy says in a new book.

Researcher Wang Guangzhou, quoted by the Global Times newspaper, said the implications were that men in poorer parts of China may remain single throughout their life.

"The chance of getting married will be rare if a man is more than 40-years. In some provinces, 130 boys are born for each 100 girls, the book says.

Experts at the academy also predict the gender imbalance will lead to more inter-generational marriages, where a wife is older than her husband.

These statistics are very grim and it is unfortunate that China would not turn to her almost equally populous neighbor, India, for brides. They are in a big bride shortage mess themselves. The exorbitant dowry paid for girls in India has ensured that girls are aborted just like in China.

What should China do to stave off the bride shortage?

Of late, UAE and other Asian countries have resorted to leasing huge tracts of land in Africa to farm so as to feed their populations back home. The logic is that food will be one of the most expensive commodities in years to come. China should also contract African couples to bear and raise girls to be married off by unlucky males in China. A new export business that will be dubbed ‘contract parenting’ will sprout in Africa and will boost foreign exchange earnings in Africa as well as curb trade imbalances.

It will kill more than one stone for China by blending Chinese genes thus improving height, size and shape of eyes, facial features and mannerisms. There is no downside except Africans may sow seeds of laziness, corruption and Christianity in China.

With today’s globalization and cybermarriages, who is gonna worry about shortage of brides in one’s village?

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Ways of attracting tourists: the power of sex in tourist attraction

Ways of attracting tourists: the power of sex in tourist attraction

Much spirited effort has been applied to sex up our tourism industry in the past. In spite of the endeavor, so many tourists choose to spend their Euros and Dollars elsewhere. Conventional tourism is losing out fast without our knowledge. We have to play catch up and soon before our hotels complete the rotting cycle.

After in-depth research, I have found out the missing link and how we can bridge the gap without spending too much resources. It involves curving out an attraction niche that will guarantee an edge over our competitors. We simply have to complement our natural tourist attraction potential with a touch of romance.

The routine is to blend white beaches at the coast with white thighs and flavor our wild animals’ attraction with gyrating wild sex. We have to complement our sunny weather with sumptuous beauties. Sun, sand and sex safari packages should be our tourism mantra. What we have always missed in the equation is the fact that sex make the world to move.

Our bitches are too ready and too willing to play peek-a-boo; every girl I meet is dreaming of a white boyfriend, sugar daddy, husband or a white fling? Why, the power of the greenback! The sight of a dollar loosens panties and makes every woman with a brain go wet. Their problem has always been how to net the elusive white dicks.

Legions of our chicks are in sites such as Tagged, Afrointroductions and Plentyoffish.com. All dreaming of digging out a white gold. You should see their pics on these sites! Boobs, asses, thighs are exposed to advantage. Pity em sweet gals! Desperados are burning money on adverts in Lonely Hearts with the all too common refrain…sweet, sexy, caring Kenyan gal looking for Caucasian man…

C’mon guys! There are no lonely hearts in Kenya, there are only lonely pockets waiting for Caucasian money. It is unfortunate that we have an insensitive and an unthinking government, otherwise, it would have noticed this and build a multimillion sex industry. Humdrum methods are doing us no good, agencies and even adverts on CNN are yet to bring meaningful gains. Sheer waste of dosh.


Have our tourist marketing gurus ever visited Thailand and Rio? What is the secret behind the millions of tourists that swipe credit cards in their hotels and hurry to nowhere in their beaches? The answer is no more than a three letter word: SEX!

A local example is in order. Ever been to Malindi? This Italian town thrives on pussie. I didn’t see a single broke gal in that town. Our wily Shiros hooked the Italians to pussie. The pussie-fuddled Italians threw their return ticket to the blue sea. Word of fairy tale cunts went back to Italy and every dying Italian punter trooped into Malindi and built a villa, married Shiro and before long, Euros started flowing to Kabete by the Millions. Don’t forget that the will has been drawn and safely tucked in Shiro’s bra. Business is booming!

Imagine if we were to replicate this in other towns along the coast. Have Akinyis hook Arabs and make Mombasa the New Dubai. Millions of oil money will be remitted to Kisumu to build skyscrapers. Fatumas to offer a buffet of fresh cunt to Germans and make the south coast another Dusseldorf and watch how poverty in Kwale will be a long forgotten historical phenomenon. And so forth.

How do we get there? Our Ministry of Tourism should embrace the following:

1. Build low cost hostels for gals at the coast where they can ply their trade

2. Legalize prostitution

3. Facilitate a feature of Kenyan pussie delicacy in Playboy magazine

4. Offer soft loans to gals who want to venture into the pussie trade- for buying lingerie, panties, perfumes and etc

5. Start sex co-operative societies along the coast so that gals can save up their proceeds.

6. Offer free courses in Italian, Spanish, German and French at an institute to be set up specifically for this purpose. Our gals will be able to communicate effectively with the tourists.

7. Offer free sex coaching by government sexologists to impart better sex techniques

8. Attract pornographic producers to shoot videos at our coast featuring Kenyan gals and distribute them worldwide

9. Set up annual sex expo and jamboree to show case our sexual prowess as a nation

10. Set up annual miss sex tourism pageant

11. Commence a reward scheme for chicks who manage to winkle the most money out of tourists

12. Close Mama Ngina drive to the public and make it an exclusive sex picnic

13. Erect bill boards in major tourist source markets featuring Kenyan gals

14. Request Tiger Woods, Bill Clinton and Silvio Berlusconi to endorse our prostitutes

15. Have one public day that honors and celebrates sex trade

16. Have a minister of sex tourism and appoint one nominated MP who is an active pussie trader

17. Have a sex traders and allied workers union

18. Erect a statue of a nude sex worker in Parliament to replace that of Jomo Kenyatta

19. Make postcards and stamps of skimpy and voluptuous Kenyan gals

20. Name a street in Nairobi after sex say Kuma Street and the likes


If we adopt the above tourist attraction measures, our economy will grow in leaps and bounds! Thailand will pale in comparison and Rio will be reduced to a market place experience!

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Enough of Same-Sex Marriage Debate: Let Same-Sex Marriage Couples have it!

Enough of Same-Sex Marriage Debate: Let Same-Sex Marriage Couples have it!

There are new tidings from Gayshire, Portugal's parliament has passed a law to legalize same-sex marriage while Ugandan President has dismissed the proposed anti-gay law that had proposed a death penalty for homosexual acts as draconian. The other day, gays in New Hampshire celebrated the New Year with Same-sex nuptials while Argentinean gays have a reason to smile after a provincial governor issued a decree allowing a gay double (couple) to wed.

Gayshire is flowing with jism and honey you may say!

The only grey area is Malawi, where two gays who are ‘guilty’ of same-sex pre-wedding ceremony are still behind bars, without bail. Supposedly to protect them from anti-gay lynch mob. Left the authorities testing them to ascertain whether they had had sex!

Portugal joins a growing list of European states that allow Same-sex marriage. Others are Belgium, the Netherlands, Spain, Sweden and Norway. A host of other states allow gay unions.

The pattern is allowing gay unions then go full swing and legalize Same-sex marriages. This development is gaining currency in US states.

I feel the same-sex marriage debate is unnecessary and a waste of time. All indications are that eventually, all states in the world would accept same-sex marriages. A good student of history will tell you that the struggle against previous injustices: the end of slave trade, colonialism in Africa, and quest for civil rights in the US followed the same trend that the struggle for same-sex marriage is taking. It will finally be universally accepted. It can only be delayed but it cannot be stopped.

Time to do it is now!

Gays and lesbians have lived amongst us and they will be with us for a very very long time to come. In fact, till the end of time. It is dishonest to dismiss it as a fad and stupid to wish it away. A society cannot live in denial forever. We cannot refute this social phenomenon; those who do are hypocrites and dictators at the least.

Let gays and lesbians be, they are innocent children of God. As much as we cannot change our sexual orientation, so are they. We cannot shout the loudest in public against same-sex marriages yet our children, brothers, sisters and neighbors are cohabiting illegally as gays under our noses. We got to be real.

(Hey! please, who will tell the Roman Catholic Church to shut up? They are the worst children abusers around and yet they shout the loudest against same-sex marriages. Reactionary charlatans!)

The UN should be pro-active and move a resolution to adopt same-sex marriage to spare us all these charade. In any case, it is just a matter of time before same-sex marriage tide become too strong to be resisted. The momentum is already gathering speed.

What I am not sure; and this will remain a contentious issue for a long time is granting same-sex couples the right to adopt children. Can children be safe in their hands?

This fear arises from the fact that same-sex married couples are regarded as perverts who could abuse children. I haven’t associated with gays to be in a position to give an honest and objective opinion on this. But again, our society is replete with pedophiles that are sexually straight. How many fathers in heterosexual marriages have abused their children? Very many!

Another reason why society is against same-sex couples adopting children is so that they see the sense in heterosexual marriages. This assumption stems from the notion that homosexuals are pretenders who could easily become normal if they so wish. I have reasons enough to believe that homosexuality is not learnt but natural. But again, why would society not bar straight couples who opt not to bear own children from adopting children? Is this not double standards?

However long the same-sex debate take, the verdict will not change, gays and lesbians are part of us and should be granted equal rights. History teaches us that no injustice can last forever!

Isn’t the same-sex marriage debate fueled by homophobia, intolerance and ignorance?

Friday, January 8, 2010

Defne Bayrak is Shocked but Proud of the CIA Killer!

Defne Bayrak is Shocked but Proud of the CIA Killer!

Defne Bayrak ,the Turkish wife of Humam Khalil Abu-Mulal al-Balawi -- a Jordanian doctor identified as the attacker in the suicide bombing on a U.S. base in Khost, in southeastern Afghanistan, that killed seven CIA officers and contractors, and a Jordanian army captain. -- said she doubted accusations her husband had been an intelligence agent, but was satisfied he did not die in vain.

On an interview with CNN, Defne Bayrak said she is shocked by his actions but "proud" of what he did. "I am proud of my husband. My husband accomplished a very big operation in such a war," she told reporters. "If he is a martyr, may God accept his martyrdom." Defne Bayak said in the interview.

I hope the CIA is listening because this is a serious statement that portray how deeply ingrained the hatred against US is in the Muslim world.

Obama yesterday railed against CIA and other security agents for failing to connect the dots in the botched bombing of a jetliner over Detroit. I hope they have picked this one dot. The other day, a top intelligence officer took issue with how the war in Afghanistan is being fought without sufficient knowledge of the local culture.

What Defne Bayrak reaction portrays is:

I. That the war against the US is fought collectively by Muslims (imagine a woman who has just lost her husband and should ordinarily be mourning is unperturbed but proud)

II. That killing an American is considered martyrdom

III. That most Muslims, including those who are not extremists are against what the US is doing in Afghanistan and Iraq

IV. That Muslims are a secretive lot (Defne Bayrak was not aware that her husband was working as an intelligence agent, even if she knew, she would not have divulged)

V. That most Muslims are convinced that the war against US is a Jihad

His brother told CNN that al-Balawi's actions were "out of character" and that the man was "under pressure." This shows that the influence of Muslim clerics, Al Qaeda leaders and the Muslim faith in general is too strong and very few are willing to betray the call for Jihad by Al Qaeda and other extremists.

Could it be that the US Military and intelligence have been viewing the war on Christian prism? Otherwise how could the CIA trust this man? Given his story i.e. his earlier arrest in Jordan for harboring extremist views should have been sufficient grounds to dissociate with this man. To believe that he was rehabilitated point to recklessness on the side of the CIA. Obama is right; somebody is not doing the job right!

Winning this war hinges on understanding the Islamic psyche!
In light of the CIA killings in Afghanistan and the attempted bombing over Detroit, Obama was right that these guys are missing the point.

Should the intelligence system be overhauled? Should someone face the sack?

Vagina Connoisseur’s List!

Vagina Connoisseur’s List!

Forget about gynaes, biologists or sexologists! Those are theoreticians. Based on first hand experience, pussie aficionados gave me the following list of the twenty five different types of cunts that African gals carry between their legs:

1. deep vagina aka the Bermuda Triangle
2. shallow vagina aka lake Tanganyika
3. long clit vagina ( Uganda Pussie) aka the satellite
4. short clit vagina aka the short wave
5. broad clit vagina
6. no clit vagina aka Old Kissii District
7. big lips vagina aka smiling Jane
8. silent vagina aka the examination room
9. noisy vagina aka the movie soundtrack
10. warm vagina aka the climate change conference
11. frigid vagina aka the Arctic
12. water logged ( Victoria) vagina( Common in Uganda)
13. stinking vagina aka the Chernobyl Disaster
14. broad vagina aka the Atlantic
15. narrow vagina aka the Strait of Gibraltar
16. Sahara Dry Vagina
17. tasteless vagina ( Somali gals) aka the Sharia law
18. buttoned vagina ( has some round buttons deep inside)
19. rough walled vagina ( rough on the front side when fingered) aka stone quarry
20. slimy vagina ( is wet and slimy) also known as the snail
21. plump vagina ( is bulbous and raised on the outside)
22. flat vagina ( flat on the outside- typical of slim gals)
23. Aromatic vagina aka designer perfume
24. flappy vagina aka the Roman Empire
25. others aka the nondescript

Guys, which one did you had last nite? Ladies, which one is your type?