Friday, January 8, 2010

Vagina Connoisseur’s List!

Vagina Connoisseur’s List!

Forget about gynaes, biologists or sexologists! Those are theoreticians. Based on first hand experience, pussie aficionados gave me the following list of the twenty five different types of cunts that African gals carry between their legs:

1. deep vagina aka the Bermuda Triangle
2. shallow vagina aka lake Tanganyika
3. long clit vagina ( Uganda Pussie) aka the satellite
4. short clit vagina aka the short wave
5. broad clit vagina
6. no clit vagina aka Old Kissii District
7. big lips vagina aka smiling Jane
8. silent vagina aka the examination room
9. noisy vagina aka the movie soundtrack
10. warm vagina aka the climate change conference
11. frigid vagina aka the Arctic
12. water logged ( Victoria) vagina( Common in Uganda)
13. stinking vagina aka the Chernobyl Disaster
14. broad vagina aka the Atlantic
15. narrow vagina aka the Strait of Gibraltar
16. Sahara Dry Vagina
17. tasteless vagina ( Somali gals) aka the Sharia law
18. buttoned vagina ( has some round buttons deep inside)
19. rough walled vagina ( rough on the front side when fingered) aka stone quarry
20. slimy vagina ( is wet and slimy) also known as the snail
21. plump vagina ( is bulbous and raised on the outside)
22. flat vagina ( flat on the outside- typical of slim gals)
23. Aromatic vagina aka designer perfume
24. flappy vagina aka the Roman Empire
25. others aka the nondescript

Guys, which one did you had last nite? Ladies, which one is your type?

24 comments:

  1. Woah, woah, woah, woah, WOAH!!! I highly fucking doubt you've had Somali vag, considering you call it tasteless! You fail at being a troll, you fail at even lying and WTF is this Sharia Law BS....Dumb Fuck.....about 10% of uneducated fuck ups practice Sharia Law who are Somalian, its like calling everyone in the US hillbilly's...its insulting!!!!

    Judging from your writing, I'm sure you were rejected far too many times from Somali women and had to substitute a random African Prostitute and call her somali....it probably wasn't even an African Prostitute, it probably was probably some white prostitute painted black and put a lunch bag over her head with the writing Somali scrawled all over it.

    Dumb Fuck.

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  2. am sorry if ya misconstrued ma article to be political or insulting to the Muslim community, i meant it to be comical. I have an experience with one Somali chick, n i tell ya it was flat, insipid, maybe because she is circumcised or something, have numerous guys who have reported the same, but i cannot be having sufficient empirical data to draw a scientific conclusion on this..so, go on enjoying somali pussies if the rock your boat, in case ya taste one good one, do not hesitate to refer that gal to me..On Sharia, am not particularly in support of Sharia law but again, am not against Muslims, if ya can spare some time, ya can read some articles in support of Islam, Burqa ban issues and others in this blog..thenkx for ya feedback..Allahu Akbar

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