Lady, the Dude is Playing You: If you Spot these Signs, Bingo! The Asshole is Playing You! We thought phones were the ultimate relationship killer, we were wrong. Social Networking Sites are the definitive menace! How do you know the burger is hooked another bitch on Facebook? Well! Set a player to catch a player! From Players Only Club, gold circle members divulge the following practical signs that every born player exhibit when drifting away from the nest. NB: there are two kinds of players: those who play for love and those who play for pussie. First category means he is no longer into you and so please back the bags and holler for a cab; second category loves you but wants variety of fresh pussie. Signs the sod is playing you: 1. the goon is declined yo friend request on Facebook or has dropped you in the friends list 2. asshole is policing his phone, gets nervous whenever it rings in yo presence 3. if the sumbitch is seeing somebody you know, he will go gaga about her, this and that about her 4. note and watch keenly the slut who is always the first to comment his Facebook updates 5. slob suddenly improves on his grooming- new perfume, jewelry and panties etc 6. the eejit breaks the dating pattern- excuses not to see you increases all of a sudden 7. the idiot will go on many unexpected business trips out of town 8. Try telling the wanker that you wonna go somewhere and unlike in the past, he wont question you, he will be like- good riddance, get yo ass off ma face! 9. excuses not to go out with you on Fridays and Saturdays ( ‘Going out with the boys or work colleagues’) 10. The prat either stops calling you or calls less and less. Whenever you call him, the jackass is cold and with a ‘stop disturbing me’ tone. 11. ‘I love you’ and ‘good nite’ texts become few and far apart 12. The screwball is always in-boxing on Facebook, tweeting or sexting at night leaving you go to bed alone. He will join you much later, hit you a fast unemotional round without foreplay or even a kiss! When he has come, he rolls to the edge of the bed n snore off, without a word. It is over gal! 13. the dumb-ass does not answer his phone when you are together, with the excuse that its his boss , a debt or a nuisance. Most of these phone numbers are not saved or carry male names 14. watch out for ladies’ hair in his comb, earrings in the bedroom, a strange perfume in the room, a tissue that was used for make-up, left umbrella , clothes etc 15. watch out for used condoms/ packets in his litter box-(always note the number of unused condoms before you leave and count when next you are in his digs) 16. unexpected tidiness in his dungeon 17. the git starts working late and on weekends 18. the spunkhead is going for ‘team building’ more often 19. his money is no longer spend on you 20. dunce becomes harsh towards you 21. the once pussie maniac gets less enthusiastic about sex with you 22. the dimwits picks up quarrels with you over petty issues 23. shithead starts pointing at your inadequacies- too much weight etc, cannot compliment your looks, complain about food etc 24. The bugger go washing his car on Sundays and return after dark, watch the car for tell tale signs, don’t be surprised to find picnic stuff! 25. some will throw casual hints for you to ass off Problem is, ladies will always live in denial even in a situation that cannot be salvaged. When a relationship is dead, it is dead. The dead never rise. Pick up yourself and move on, there are many good men out there! (Hey, don’t try me, am a platinum circle player) Any sign I have left out? Drop me a comment!

Lady, the Dude is Playing You: If you Spot these Signs, Bingo! The Asshole is Playing You!

We thought phones were the ultimate relationship killer, we were wrong. Social Networking Sites are the definitive menace! How do you know the burger is hooked another bitch on Facebook?

Well! Set a player to catch a player! From Players Only Club, gold circle members divulge the following practical signs that every born player exhibit when drifting away from the nest.

NB: there are two kinds of players: those who play for love and those who play for pussie. First category means he is no longer into you and so please back the bags and holler for a cab; second category loves you but wants variety of fresh pussie.

Signs the sod is playing you:

1. the goon is declined yo friend request on Facebook or has dropped you in the friends list
2. asshole is policing his phone, gets nervous whenever it rings in yo presence
3. if the sumbitch is seeing somebody you know, he will go gaga about her, this and that about her
4. note and watch keenly the slut who is always the first to comment his Facebook updates
5. slob suddenly improves on his grooming- new perfume, jewelry and panties etc
6. the eejit breaks the dating pattern- excuses not to see you increases all of a sudden
7. the idiot will go on many unexpected business trips out of town
8. Try telling the wanker that you wonna go somewhere and unlike in the past, he wont question you, he will be like- good riddance, get yo ass off ma face!
9. excuses not to go out with you on Fridays and Saturdays ( ‘Going out with the boys or work colleagues’)
10. The prat either stops calling you or calls less and less. Whenever you call him, the jackass is cold and with a ‘stop disturbing me’ tone.
11. ‘I love you’ and ‘good nite’ texts become few and far apart
12. The screwball is always in-boxing on Facebook, tweeting or sexting at night leaving you go to bed alone. He will join you much later, hit you a fast unemotional round without foreplay or even a kiss! When he has come, he rolls to the edge of the bed n snore off, without a word. It is over gal!
13. the dumb-ass does not answer his phone when you are together, with the excuse that its his boss , a debt or a nuisance. Most of these phone numbers are not saved or carry male names
14. watch out for ladies’ hair in his comb, earrings in the bedroom, a strange perfume in the room, a tissue that was used for make-up, left umbrella , clothes etc
15. watch out for used condoms/ packets in his litter box-(always note the number of unused condoms before you leave and count when next you are in his digs)
16. unexpected tidiness in his dungeon
17. the git starts working late and on weekends
18. the spunkhead is going for ‘team building’ more often
19. his money is no longer spend on you
20. dunce becomes harsh towards you
21. the once pussie maniac gets less enthusiastic about sex with you
22. the dimwits picks up quarrels with you over petty issues
23. shithead starts pointing at your inadequacies- too much weight etc, cannot compliment your looks, complain about food etc
24. The bugger go washing his car on Sundays and return after dark, watch the car for tell tale signs, don’t be surprised to find picnic stuff!
25. some will throw casual hints for you to ass off

Problem is, ladies will always live in denial even in a situation that cannot be salvaged. When a relationship is dead, it is dead. The dead never rise. Pick up yourself and move on, there are many good men out there! (Hey, don’t try me, am a platinum circle player)

Any sign I have left out? Drop me a comment!