The NHS (National Health Service of UK) has a new elixir in town that cures heart diseases, cancer, wrinkles as well as getting you that gorgeous shape you have been hankering for in vain; it is called SEX!
The alchemist, through NHS Direct website, is urging people to just forget sweating at the treadmill, sit-ups, running round the estate block, jogging and other useless exercises you have been engaged in the past. Simply jump into bed with your partner and bonk away and voila! You are as fit as rain.
It works this way, when you get an orgasm; the endorphins released stimulate immune system cells which also targets illnesses such as cancer.
The article says that sex ‘uses every muscle group, gets the heart and lungs working hard and burns about 300 calories an hour.’
It claims to be ‘backed by science and clinical evidence.’ It cites other benefits of orgasm as:
It lowers the risk of heart attacks and helps people live longer
Achieve a better body and makes you look younger
‘Will make your hair shine and your skin smooth’
Keeps wrinkles away
Produce extra estrogen and testosterone hormones that "will keep your bones and muscles healthy, leaving you feeling fabulous inside and out".
Releases "painkillers" into the bloodstream, which help keep ‘mild illnesses like colds and aches and pains at bay’
The report however seems to suggest that without orgasm, you wont be able to enjoy the benefits of the new wonder drug. So guys, now that sex is not just a sport, make sure you hit the right spots so that the elusive orgasm is generated and hence its health benefits.
NHS should accordingly sponsor large billboards in town with the message: “one orgasm a day keeps the doctor away’
Sex will top my 2010 resolutions.
C’mon ladies! The feeling is great and the benefits are immense! Let’s romp, n romp n romp away to good health in 2010!
(Will you join the bandwagon?)
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