Saturday, January 16, 2010

Osama bin Laden: US State Department Image of Osama bin Laden Can’t Help

Osama bin Laden: US State Department Image of Osama bin Laden Can’t Help

The US State Department altered image of how Osama bin Laden could look at 52, ten years after the last image was circulated, cannot accurately, even closely point to how the Al Qaeda fugitive may look like.

What is the objective of releasing the image? Has US intelligence failed so they are giving crowdsourcing a shot? Osama must be smiling and smoking a pipe on this news!

The wrinkled look impression that the US State Department produced of Osama bin Laden, with less or more beard is just one of a dozen possibilities.

I can imagine the following scenarios:

Given Osama bin Laden was last reported to be dying of cancer (or was it Bush propaganda?), then it is logical to imagine a withered and wiry man who looks 80!

Now that the US has totally lost track of Osama and is probably aware of it, and since the Taliban have regained control of some areas in Afghanistan, the Osama bin Laden of today could be looking chubby and young since the anxiety of being caught has lessened. His only work is to sit, smoke weed and play a flute in the rugged mountains of Torabora.

Osama bin laden could have possibly undergone plastic surgery and is living the American Dream in New York, married to a Hollywood actress or a former CIA and working as an engineer with AT&T!

Another scenario is that Osama bin laden has died and his body is in Mecca.

How much bounty is in Osama bin Laden’s head? Think I stand better chances of catching him than earning any bucks from Google!

Will you join me in the hunt? The money is worth the risk.

1 comment:

  1. really want that osama money,,am gonna go hunting soon..

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