Saturday, November 21, 2009

the brown pubic hair

SEX DEBUT IN THE WOODS and the Brown Pubic Hair


I don’t know how it feels to launch a debut album, but if ma sex debut is anything to go by, then any debut is a roller coaster of emotions. I will ask Obama how it felt launching his presidential campaign. Think they are all the same: anxiety, prayers that it will go well, fear of the unexpected happening, last minute fixing of loopholes and then, the plunge!

I was fourteen, God bless that sweet age, and in form two, it was August holidays. I was a hot cake because I had lead in my primary school exams in the district, the only boy in a national school in the village. I would have screwed any gal but I was not aware of ma celeb status until my cousin told me that he approached a gal only to tell him that she would do anything to get me. That was some news men! Only problem is, I had never handled a gal before, save for the childhood games when I was age three. Well, that can’t be called sex.

It was a market day, the first one on holidays and my cousin, who was schooling with the gal had planned a rendezvous for that day at four p.m. Market days served as a platform for dates. As planned, we met the gal at four. She was schooling and living in town but used to go to the village for the weekends. They were flush with cash, her dad worked in Nairobi. Every boy in the village was dying for her. I was lucky but though I wanted a lay, I didn’t quite know how to procure it. Not even how to do it if and when I got it.

We exchanged the normal pleasantries and decided on giving her a push to her village home. We avoided the main road. The shortcut to her place passed through our farm. We took the road by a river. I was shy, she was shy. My cousin pushed the discussion. We got talking. After a while, my cousin, the master strategist begged to go back to town. We released him. We talked as we walked and then I indicated we take a path that cuts through the woods. She didn’t object. We got to some clearing with tall grass. I and my elder brother used to hunt rabbits in the spot. The woods were familiar as it was our farm. I indicated we sit down. We sat.

I had never watched any porn movie before. It would have helped me. I moved closed to her and held her. She placed the palm of her hand to block her face. I didn’t know what to do. Had never kissed anybody before. I made her lie down. She didn’t resist. Her boobs were full and sweet under her red bra. I didn’t know that you could kiss them. I pushed her school tunic up. I was shaking with trepidation. I thought I was dreaming. It could not have been true.

Foreplay was nonexistent in me and I believe in the whole village. She was smiling sheepishly. I lied on top of her and eased her red panty to the side at the position of the cunthole. It was what we used to do with gals when we were kids. I saw some sparse pubic hairs. It made my dick wild. I placed my young dick on her young pussie. I shoved it into her but was hard. I pushed further and she told me she was getting hurt. I insisted on pushing. I touched somewhere warm inside her, it turned hot. I moved up n down for a while then suddenly I felt something I have never experienced before. Something that made my whole body numb. I thought it was a heart failure.

Something watery dropped from ma dick…One, two, three. I held her tight. It was sweet. Very sweet. Good lord, this is so sweeeeeeeeet! I almost screamed. That was it. After that phenomenon, my dick recoiled. I rose up and did my trouser. She lied down there and stared at me. I told her I was leaving. I was feeling shy. I asked her when we could meet again. She just stared. I left the scene feeling nonplussed but happy. I was exhilarated. I went home. I checked my cock; it had two strands of pubic hair on the spermhole. Brown pubic hair. I kept them in my wallet. They are still there to date.

Despite so much effort, that gal never greeted me again for some years to come. Leave alone a second ride in the woods. Maybe I should return her pubic hair. Maybe in the woods where I had inadvertently picked them. Will discuss it with her someday.

She is happily married to a friend of mine, together they have two kids. I know I screwed up my first sex date but I hoped she took into consideration my naivety. That was the best orgasm ever. She holds a special place in my sex chart.

I will make it a hobby of collecting pubic hairs. Only that chicks shave them clean these days. Perhaps I will be lucky with a few. I fear it will be the young ones mostly.

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