Saturday, December 12, 2009

How To Get a Woman in Bed on the First Date!

When I was young, the only thing I could do to gals was staring at them. What I got back from them was, well, a stare. I wanted them like hell. My dick could harden till it hurt but its handler didn’t know how to make the gals remove their panties and get out the much needed pussie. Had the looks and all that it could take to get a woman in bed. I just could not figure out what was missing. Tried money, go-betweens etc. they all failed. I was miserable.

That is now behind me. I have laid every other woman I have lusted since then. I discovered what was missing. The following tips work for me:

CONFIDENCE- this is what gets all women to bed in record time. Without confidence on your side, then you gonna do wet dreams all your wretched life. Ever heard the adage that ‘a faint heart never won a fair lady’? It can never be more precise than that. Gals will always hang around guys with tones of self confidence. Display confidence, talk to a gal with confidence. Don’t fear what she is gonna reply. If you talk with vigor, energy and power she is gonna be forced to reply. Note that it takes confidence to stop a beautiful gal in the street. Gals have a tendency to be serious and dismissive at first, unless you are confident, you will freeze and disappear. I have discovered that 90% of them don’t mean it. They are just testing whether they are dealing with a real man or a wimp. If you insist, you may bed that woman the same day or the next. You can fake confidence till you make it. Practice creates habits!

Don’t overdo the confidence bit lest you be seen proud, smug or arrogant.

HUMOR- you will never date, fuck or marry any gal if she doesn’t smile or laugh first. Even sluts can be choosy at time. Put a gal at ease by being funny, humorous and lively. If she smiles or laugh then you have her. If you want to break the ice and launch a conversation, pick up a funny situation or throw a funny line. Once she has laughed or smiled, go ahead and talk her into a date. When you meet a gal in a bus or train, the hardest thing is to initiate a conversation. A funny comment about the weather or anything interesting on the road can break the ice. From there it is easy to steer a conversation till you exchange contacts.

WIT- if you are not humorous, then wit can do. Wit and humor goes hand in hand but one can do when the other is lacking. Well crafted anecdotes lower a woman’s guard. You don’t have to be original; you can read them on the internet. Watch out though, some gals may miss the wit in your statements and you end up laughing alone. Very embarrassing. Gals, even dumb blondes, don’t suffer nitwits gladly. Play Einstein!

Don’t overdo the wits. Can kill a story. Be balanced otherwise you will sound like an ancient catholic monk!

SERIOUSNESS- A very important factor. In general talk, be lively. When it gets to the real business of procuring a date, change your tone and be serious. Gals don’t like this issue being taken lightly; talk it like you doing a PowerPoint presentation in a business seminar. This is how they want it. Laugh like a moron and you walk home alone.

Don’t forget eye contact.

FLATTER- Compliment a woman’s beauty, dress, perfume, hair, intelligence, anything and you are her hero. Women like being appreciated. Even when they don’t deserve it. That is why they spent all that time in the mirror. Do it everyday of your life. Pretend it when it gets boring. It does.

Do it in a way that you appear real. If she ever thinks you are being ironical, you will be hated worse than acne.

READ HER MIND- different women open their vaginas for different reasons. Always read her expectations. Some wants to be married. If she is this type, play the future husband, eligible Mr. Right. Some wants pleasure. Look like you can make her have ten orgasms in a minute. Some want money from you. Play the millionaire. Some want to show off with you. Dress to kill. Etc

Always read her expectation in advance and act the part.

WEIGH YOUR CHANCES- always hunt within your social limits. Cute women would always go for moneyed guys. Rich women will most likely fuck their class. Don’t push your luck too far. There are exceptions but watch out. It is not fun being turned down. I know.

PLAYFUL- When you take your catch home for the final act don’t think it is direct to bed. Sex can be long in coming. All the female species from donkeys to chickens don’t consent to sex in a direct way. You got to struggle. If you not careful then she might leave your house with her pussie intact. Alone with a woman, be playful and scheming. I aint seen a woman who removes her panty, jump to bed, part her legs and beg you to screw her on the first date. NEVER.

Be manipulative. Start by admiring her nails. Hold her palm and squeeze her fingers. Kiss her hand. Always talk words of admiration. If there is no resistance, caress her neck and back.

Start from the visible to the less visible. Take your time. No hurry.

Can kiss her neck. If her boobs are visible, talk about them and request to see the color of her bra. Touch the bra but not the boobs. Flatter her about how sweet her boobs are, how you are dying to kiss them. Request her to stand so you may hug her and feel her ‘full’ boobs. Hug and hold her tight. Request her that you lift her top so that you could feel them better. Expose your bare chest and press tight to her boobs and tummy. Bend, lift her bra and kiss her nipples. Kiss kiss kiss! At this level she won’t resist you kissing her mouth. As you kiss her, press your hardened dick on the position of her pussie. Do it. Reach her pussie and finger her as you kiss. Be sure not to pause, she will regain her senses. Multi-task as much as possible.

Different gals have different boiling points. Most will give in at this stage. If not (young gals are particularly hard) go to the next stage.

Undo the gals trouser on the pretence that you wonna kiss her pussie. If she refuses, wear a condom and tell her you almost coming. Beg her to open her thighs so you do mock sex and ejaculate. Call her sweet names. Tell her not to be mean. Assure her that you won’t get to her cunt. Tell her clothes won’t be soiled because you got a condom on. Start with her thighs and slowly progress into her into her pussie. Push her panty aside. Dip your dick in and fuck like a maniac. You will fuck each other happily ever after!

Real consensual sex is non-existent. Be a bit forceful.

GALS ALWAYS RESIST SEX BUT AFTER YOU FUCK THEM, THEY NEVER COMPLAIN.

The feeling is mutual, only that they can’t make the first move.Never be fooled by a chick who seems to resist. Give up and she will hate you. Fuck her and she will be happy!

Give this a try and get back to me. It works!

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